Blow me a cornflour fire ball
How to get your workplace on TV show you are participating in? Easy.
1) Make yourself iconic by wearing lots of red (easy becasue that's all I own) and ladybug jewellery and handbag (again, simple because I own these things).
2) Offer a desk covered in ladybugs and talk about how great it would be if they could have seen it rather than filming you at a random desk somewhere else.
3) When the producer agrees to film you at your workplace, ensure you perform something a little bit spectactular that needs little to no effort on your behalf - ta daa! Cornflour fire ball!
4) Ensure you have a crowd of children around who say 'ooh' and 'ahh' everytime you make said fire ball.
I love my job sometimes.
1) Make yourself iconic by wearing lots of red (easy becasue that's all I own) and ladybug jewellery and handbag (again, simple because I own these things).
2) Offer a desk covered in ladybugs and talk about how great it would be if they could have seen it rather than filming you at a random desk somewhere else.
3) When the producer agrees to film you at your workplace, ensure you perform something a little bit spectactular that needs little to no effort on your behalf - ta daa! Cornflour fire ball!
4) Ensure you have a crowd of children around who say 'ooh' and 'ahh' everytime you make said fire ball.
I love my job sometimes.
posted by Miff at
5:58 pm
1 Comments:
I've always admired your job. Can you please teach me how to make cornflour fire balls? All I got is asprin film canister rockets.
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Anonymous, at 6:09 pm
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