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    02 September 2006

    Tartan Woman is now Toilet Woman

    I realise that working in a science centre means that I'm going to be working with interesting people, with interesting degrees who have published interesting papers.

    I also realise that being on the same site as the old sewearge pumping station is going to lead to me learning some interesting facts, mostly related to poo.

    I also know that I am sometimes too convincing with my looks of interest when someone is talking about something that I'm not particularly interested in (either I'm too nice or I'm a good liar - I have a feeling I know which).

    Tartan Woman (who is fascinatingly crazy) cornered me yesterday to tell me about her publication where she had researched the different 'male' and 'female' signs used on toilet doors, and then produced a poster about it for the celebration here for 'A hundred Years of Flushing' (yes, that is the sort of thing we celebrate here).

    There are three different types of signs: object symbols, such as cigars vs. powder compacts; clothing symbols, which comes down to skirts for girls, pants for men; and genital symbols. Once she said the magic 'g' word I become more intersted and was willingly led to see the poster (which they sell in the shop here).

    It was kind of cool, although I'm a little bit scared that I've shown too much interrest on two different occasions and that she's going to make me her research assistant for the next wacky project.

    I do find find it interesting when you visit a restaurant or club and they have witty signs for the toilets, but am confused when it is something like sharks versus tigers - which am I?

    Has anyone else noticed random toilet door signs??

    6 Comments:

    • G'day Miff,

      Your post reminded me of a time, in a foreign land when, confronted by a choice of two doors, I guessed wrong.

      Even worse is the story of my mate who, despite guessing right, ended up in an even more embarrasing situation.

      Cheers -- Mike

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:25 am  

    • What about things like colours (pink vs blue)?

      I can imagine you feigning interest too. "Mmmhmmm, oh really? Wow, so fascinating!"

      I'd just like to let everyone know that when Miff is comfortable with you she doesn't bother pretending - a number of times she has said to me "Sherd, what are you jabbering about?"

      By Blogger Sherd, at 5:39 pm  

    • There is a place in St Kilda on Acland St (the supermarket end) & the signs on the doors are suspicious looking fruit. You have stare at them for a bit just to make sure & then it kinda freaks you out, it's pornographic fruit. Friends of mine were going to have thier engagement party there until they realised that they couldn't put grandparents & pornographic fruit in the same place. But they do make good pizzas.

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:31 pm  

    • Pornographic fruit makes good pizzas? I mean, pineapple on pizza I can deal with, but...

      There's a place in Darwin that has cool carved thingos a la Indonesian shadow puppets... except it's very hard to tell which is meant to be male and which female.

      I've decided I'm all for some sort of universal symbol. Does that make me boring/cool?

      *continues to stay out of trouble* (the bruise is getting seriously impressive now!)

      ps you're a tiger. A tiger (rarrr)...

      By Blogger Sherd, at 10:52 pm  

    • Lan - you are a bee-atch for leaving me with that button woman. I will never forgive you!

      I do however think that having the toilets in the same positions is a good idea.

      And I'd like some pornographic fruit please - perhaps I need to go on a quick trip to St Kilda.

      By Blogger Miff, at 5:45 pm  

    • but am confused when it is something like sharks versus tigers - which am I?

      Indeed :) Animal symbols are better when they're obvious. A cock and a beaver for example ;)

      By Blogger MadameBoffin, at 2:54 pm  

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